Hike ideas for November Trip

[Beardilocks]

There's a Death Valley legend of a beast known only by the name of Cairn Kicker.  I have seen this beast with my own eyes.  It has a beard with locks that would make stone giants tremble in fear.

Fortunately, from your description, I am hopeful that this terrifying character knows the difference between modern-day cairns and those which are historical relics.   

The Southern Desert Cairn Kicker is well known for being able to the smell the stink of tourists and only kicks cairns that are tainted with their chemically perfumed odor. It can differentiate btw tourist stink and dirtbag desert rat stink and reacts accordingly.

Seriously tho, I have started seeing anti-cairn stickers on cars and I bloody love it. I need a boot kicking a cairn sticker.

And I believe it’s now “illegal” to make cairns in most national parks. At least it’s being actively and vocally discouraged.