2021-09-03, 10:54 AM
(2021-09-03, 06:33 AM)DAW89446 Wrote: For added fun, try driving for miles in the dark through the runners of the Badwater to Whitney race ... I did.OK DAW, your DEVA runners story triggered my whacked sense of humor, so here goes.
Q: Why did the road runner cross the road in Death Valley National Park? (Here are some of my answers, please add to the list.)
A: To pay the park entrance fee.
A: The check out the cute chick on the other side.
A: To avoid being fed to death by the tourists who ignore the "Don't Feed The Wildlife!" signs.
A: To determine which side of the road the wild chickens lived on.
A: To post a road closure sign.
A: To avoid those dangerous and mysterious "sailing rocks."
A: To sing harmony to the borax.
A: Keane was wondering the same exact thing.
A: To help the devil pick corn.
A: To avoid ending up the Salt Creek.
A: To take a peck at Telescope Peak.
A: To see where that shorty hare is.
A: To avoid a harry wade through the Amargosa River at flood stage.
Life begins in Death Valley