Survival Sign For Two-Leggeds

[DeathValleyDazed]

For added fun, try driving for miles in the dark through the runners of the Badwater to Whitney race ... I did.

OK DAW, your DEVA runners story triggered my whacked sense of humor, so here goes.

Q: Why did the road runner cross the road in Death Valley National Park? (Here are some of my answers, please add to the list.)

A: To pay the park entrance fee.

A: The check out the cute chick on the other side.

A: To avoid being fed to death by the tourists who ignore the "Don't Feed The Wildlife!" signs.

A: To determine which side of the road the wild chickens lived on.

A: To post a road closure sign. 

A: To avoid those dangerous and mysterious "sailing rocks."

A: To sing harmony to the borax.

A: Keane was wondering the same exact thing. 

A: To help the devil pick corn. 

A: To avoid ending up the Salt Creek.

A: To take a peck at Telescope Peak.

A: To see where that shorty hare is. 

A: To avoid a harry wade through the Amargosa River at flood stage.