2022-01-12, 05:36 PM
CNN (Cactus News Network) Furnace Creek, CA - The new phenomenon of green and red colored salt flat bioluminescent bulges has replaced the Racetrack Playa Sailing Stones mystery in Death Valley. National Park Rangers and Scientists are baffled at how gullible visitors are flocking to the Badwater Basin due to this bio-geological fake news.
The infamous Death Valley Jim commented on his planned unauthorized fifteen-minute heli-tours of the "green and red zone." "This Badwater Basin Bargain of $1,500 per person is of course a fly-by-night operation."
The infamous Death Valley Jim commented on his planned unauthorized fifteen-minute heli-tours of the "green and red zone." "This Badwater Basin Bargain of $1,500 per person is of course a fly-by-night operation."
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