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Survival Sign For Two-Leggeds
#1
This could apply to our four-legged friends as well:

http://salamandersociety.com/deathvalley...runner.png
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#2
Good one! Though those road-runners also have two legs, I think, and not four?
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#3
For added fun, try driving for miles in the dark through the runners of the Badwater to Whitney race ... I did.

It was 2002. I was living in Big Pine and working in Trona, and was heading home for my days off. I always travelled via Panamint Valley and CA190. I had run with a large group of classic Citroens north from Trona, then the Badwater-Whitney runners from the junction of the Panamint Valley Road and CA190. From that junction to Lone Pine I was constantly hitting groups of runners and support vehicles. It was dark and very smoky from a large wildfire on the other side of the Sierra.
DAW
~When You Live in Nevada, "just down the road" is anywhere in the line of sight within the curvature of the earth.
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(2021-09-03, 06:33 AM)DAW89446 Wrote: For added fun, try driving for miles in the dark through the runners of the Badwater to Whitney race ... I did.
OK DAW, your DEVA runners story triggered my whacked sense of humor, so here goes.

Q: Why did the road runner cross the road in Death Valley National Park? (Here are some of my answers, please add to the list.)

A: To pay the park entrance fee.

A: The check out the cute chick on the other side.

A: To avoid being fed to death by the tourists who ignore the "Don't Feed The Wildlife!" signs.

A: To determine which side of the road the wild chickens lived on.

A: To post a road closure sign. 

A: To avoid those dangerous and mysterious "sailing rocks."

A: To sing harmony to the borax.

A: Keane was wondering the same exact thing. 

A: To help the devil pick corn. 

A: To avoid ending up the Salt Creek.

A: To take a peck at Telescope Peak.

A: To see where that shorty hare is. 

A: To avoid a harry wade through the Amargosa River at flood stage.
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(2021-09-03, 10:54 AM)DeathValleyDazed Wrote: Q: Why did the road runner cross the road in Death Valley National Park?

A. Because he ate a prepackaged hoagie from the general store at Stovepipe Wells, and by the time he hit the restrooms at Emigrant the indigestion hit and he ran across the road before he soiled his feathers.
DAW
~When You Live in Nevada, "just down the road" is anywhere in the line of sight within the curvature of the earth.
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(2021-09-03, 04:14 PM)DAW89446 Wrote:
(2021-09-03, 10:54 AM)DeathValleyDazed Wrote: Q: Why did the road runner cross the road in Death Valley National Park?

A. Because he ate a prepackaged hoagie from the general store at Stovepipe Wells, and by the time he hit the restrooms at Emigrant the indigestion hit and he ran across the road before he soiled his feathers.

Or possibly too much peach cobbler at the (no longer existent) Wrangler Steakhouse Buffet.

(2021-09-03, 10:54 AM)DeathValleyDazed Wrote: Q: Why did the road runner cross the road in Death Valley National Park?

A. To avoid Wile E. Coyote's troupe of highwaymen coyote beggars.
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(2021-09-03, 05:36 PM)Kauri Wrote: A. To avoid Wile E. Coyote's troupe of highwaymen coyote beggars.

Also to avoid the park ranger's speeding ticket inside the Texas Springs Campground: (prior to eating the SPW hoagie)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RU_7nZbII6o&t=6s

Portions of this video appear to have been taken in or near Death Valley?
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